I just had to write about a friend’s post on Facebook and what it digressed into.

Comment One: “I bet unicorns have better insurance than we do!”
Comment Two: “They aren’t covered. Having a horn is a pre-existing condition!”
Comment Three: ” No…a horn too much resembles erect penis…they love those!”
Comment Four: “You’re right, a horn does resemble an erect penis and they cover those…except in the case of Fred and Mary Trump and that was truly an uncovered disASSter!

Congressional Rat Basturds

